The Dirty Hole

Written by Douglas Firestein & Gloria Firestein

Hey all you fellas
I’m back on the street
Ready for action
To start puffin’ on your meat

I worked up a hunger
Cos Jail can be tough
Gonna boost the economy
With tours of my muff

Choo Choo
Get on down
Ride the train
Straight into munch town
Choo Choo
Don’t get off low
You’re gonna fall into
That dirty hole (that dirty hole)

Hey all you fellas
I got what you want
Throw down some jackson’s
And I’ll play with your butt

I ain’t talking about Michael
But boy can he sing
No, I’ll be spitting words
On the tip of your thang

Choo Choo
Get on down
Ride the train
Straight into munch town
Choo Choo
Don’t get off low
You’re gonna fall into
That dirty hole (that dirty hole)

I was here
Then gone so long
But now I’m back
So unleash that schlong!

Choo Choo
Get on down
Ride the train
Straight into munch town
Choo Choo
Don’t get off low
You’re gonna fall into
That dirty hole (that dirty hole)