Feminine Hygiene

Written by Douglas Firestein & Gloria Firestein

Can you imagine a world
Waking up to this each day
I’ll make that dream come true
You just gotta say

“Please Lord, grant this wish for me
I want a girl who isn’t worried
About feminine hygiene

I was made in your image
Regardless of whether its clean
I’m just a man who doesn’t care
About feminine hygiene”

Feminine Hygiene (I Don’t need that)
Feminine Hygiene (I Don’t want that)
Feminine Hygiene
Feminine Hygiene

I’ll spin you like a coaster
Through the ups and downs
Tell me what you think
Do you like the way that sounds?

There’s only so many women
Available to a man like you
I believe you want my body
Just repeat after me if its true

“Please Lord, grant this wish for me
I want a girl who isn’t worried
About feminine hygiene

I was made in your image
Regardless of whether its clean
I’m just a man who doesn’t care
About feminine hygiene”

Feminine Hygiene (I Don’t need that)
Feminine Hygiene (I Don’t want that)
Feminine Hygiene
Feminine Hygiene

You’ve had a taste of what’s on offer
Tell me, are you impressed?
In a world of limited options
It’s best when a man says

“Please Lord, grant this wish for me
I want a girl who isn’t worried
About feminine hygiene

I was made in your image
Regardless of whether its clean
I’m just a man who doesn’t care
About feminine hygiene”

Feminine Hygiene (I Don’t need that)
Feminine Hygiene (I Don’t want that)
Feminine Hygiene
Feminine Hygiene