Collecting Debts

Written by Douglas Firestein

I met her at a local bar while
Pounding in a dude’s face
She stared at me in awe
Attracted to my rage

I smiled and i grunted
planted my foot in an ass
Then drove her home at 9
left the next day at breakfast

It’s a lesson in love
Better mind your shit
I didn’t mean to knock her up
My penis it just slipped

I’ll take care of my baby
Be the best dad there is
Teach them the art of respect
Bustin’ heads and collectin’ debts

We’ll be bustin’ heads and collectin’ debts

Called her twice last week
The phone was unanswered
So i drove to her house
Hoping to de-pants her

Another man was present
A member of a rival gang
So i waited for him to leave
Then i shot him in the head

It’s a lesson in love
Better mind your shit
I didn’t mean to knock her up
My penis it just slipped

I’ll take care of my baby
Be the best dad there is
Teach them the art of respect
Bustin’ heads and collectin’ debts

We’ll be bustin’ heads and collectin’ debts

I feel so betrayed right now
The little boy isn’t mine
He’s been alive for six months
And that little sucka is WHITE

It’s a lesson in love
Better mind your shit
I didn’t mean to knock her up
My penis it just slipped

I’ll take care of my baby
Be the best dad there is
Teach them the art of respect
Bustin’ heads and collectin’ debts

We’ll be bustin’ heads and collectin’ debts