Ladies Love Me

This photo was taken the night I received my first “double-knot”. That’s when two women intertwine their index fingers and stick both of them in your ass. At least, that’s what we called it up in New York! I once met a guy from Jacksonville who called it the “corn catcher”. Why they gotta take something beautiful and make it nasty?

It was never difficult for me to grab a few pieces of arm candy as I exited a club. You know what they say: “Ain’t no objector when you got a big pecker”. Or, is it “no objections with massive erections”?

Either way, the dong is long.