$5.99
Fiber Powder
Out of stock
Description
Digestive health has never looked this confident. Firestein Fiber™ is the world’s first synthetic fiber supplement bold enough to tell your turds that “time is up”.
Packed with low-grade, microfiber and the unmistakable Firestein attitude, this 8‑ounce powerhouse keeps your system moving with an uncontrollable burst of toxic release.
FDA Recommended! (Not that FDA)
- Synthetic Formula: It’s questionably edible but surprisingly charismatic.
- Smooth Mixability: Dissolves like all your hopes and dreams.
- Daily Regularity: Encourages a rhythm your body can trust (to hurt).
Firestein Fiber™ is the perfect supplement for anyone who appreciates a little swagger in their bowels!
