Sign the Dotted Line

Written by Douglas Firestein

I got a coupon
(Got a coupon)
Delivered in the mail
(In the mail)
Opened the envelope
(Opened the envelope)
It was quite a deal
(Quite a deal)
Unfolded my wallet
(Unfold his wallet)
Pulled out a fist
(Pulled out a fist)
They must be crazy
(Must be crazy)
To think I’m paying for this
(Paying for this)

Half off my purchase
Ain’t good enough for me
My money’s no good
I’m takin’ suckas out for free

I’m laying down some bucks
I’m throwing around my cash
The withdrawal I’m taking out
Is coming from your ass

If you’re feeling scared
I promise you’ll be fine
As long as you obey
And sign that dotted line
(That dotted line)

Oh yeah!
(That dotted line)

I got a summons
(Got a summons)
To appear in court
(Appear in court)
Guess someone found me
(Someone found him)
Dishing out the hurt
(Dishing out the hurt)
I called my lawyer
(Called his lawyer)
Said forget the fee
(Forget the fee)
Cos i have a coupon
(He has a coupon)
To exonerate me
(He ain’t guilty!)

I’m laying down some bucks
I’m throwing around my cash
The withdrawal I’m taking out
Is coming from your ass

If you’re feeling scared
I promise you’ll be fine
As long as you obey
And sign that dotted line
(That dotted line)

Oh yeah!
(That dotted line)

The Stock market’s up
Economy is on fire
My bank account is growing
Cos your signature’s on file

I’m laying down some bucks
I’m throwing around my cash
The withdrawal I’m taking out
Is coming from your ass

If you’re feeling scared
I promise you’ll be fine
As long as you obey
And sign that dotted line
(That dotted line)

Oh yeah!
(That dotted line)

(Line)
(Line)
Ooooh, that dotted line
(Line)
(Line)
That dotted
(Line)
(Line)