Sign the Dotted Line

Sign the Dotted Line Written by Douglas Firestein I got a coupon(Got a coupon)Delivered in the mail(In the mail)Opened the envelope(Opened the envelope)It was quite a deal(Quite a deal)Unfolded my wallet(Unfold his wallet)Pulled out a fist(Pulled out a fist)They must be crazy(Must be crazy)To think Read More …

Blazin’

Blazin’ Written by Douglas Firestein My baby girl she isA precious gemstoneGlimmering in the nightShe brings color to my eyes I wear her bath waterLike designer cologneNow that I’ve loved herMy heart is a-flutter But that bitch went crazyDropped me for a suckaNow I’m on Read More …

Sucking On Steel

Sucking On Steel Written by Douglas Firestein Billboards be advertisingA better way of life downtownBut the only thing i ever seeIs stupid suckas walkin’ around Always wearin’ leisure suitsChains hangin’ from their neckIt’s about time they learn the truthSo i’m dishin’ out a life lesson Read More …