Hickory Nut Crunch

Written by Douglas Firestein

There ain’t nothing worse
Than a hungry-ass sucka
Running your mouth all day
And endangering others

It’s hard to walk the line
Trying to live and do right
If you want to know the secret
Let me give you some advice

Start each of your mornings
With a well-balanced meal
I’ll get you feeling energetic
With my protein cereal

You may be hungry
But it’s too early for lunch
Open your mouth and choke on my
HICKORY
NUT
CRUNCH
(Eat it!)
Yeah, choke on my
HICKORY
NUT
CRUNCH
(Eat it!)

It’s more than a mouthful
But we’ll try to make it fit
It’ll block out your throat
Get you chokin’ on spit

When your face turns blue
I’ll punch your lips blood red
Tell me your favorite food
You like to have for breakfast

Start each of your mornings
With a well-balanced meal
I’ll get you feeling energetic
With my protein cereal

You may be hungry
But it’s too early for lunch
Open your mouth and choke on my
HICKORY
NUT
CRUNCH
(Eat it!)
Yeah, choke on my
HICKORY
NUT
CRUNCH
(Eat it!)

Open up wide
Receive this blessed meal
In order to digest it
You’ll need a stomach of steel
A STOMACH OF STEEL!!!!

Start each of your mornings
With a well-balanced meal
I’ll get you feeling energetic
With my protein cereal

You may be hungry
But it’s too early for lunch
Open your mouth and choke on my
HICKORY
NUT
CRUNCH
(Eat it!)
Yeah, choke on my
HICKORY
NUT
CRUNCH
(Eat it!)