Amish Country

Written by Douglas Firestein

I’ve got my eyes on you
Living a simple quiet life
I’m really impressed how
you managed to change your life

Building those family barns
from the wood of the oak trees
Too bad I gotta take you
Out of the Amish country

Stick your head in the spokes
Smack that horse on the ass
Watch the wheels start to turn
As the buggy rips off your head
I’ll smile as it keeps rolling
Then pick up your flesh rock
Kick that sucker down the road
Watch it roll into town hot
(rolling)
(rolling)
(HOT!!)

You got a real nice house
Such a lovely new wife
How do you find the g-spot
If you can’t turn on the lights?

When the dinner bell rings
The family gathers to eat
soon there will be one less mouth
In the Amish country

Stick your head in the spokes
Smack that horse on the ass
Watch the wheels start to turn
As the buggy rips off your head
I’ll smile as it keeps rolling
Then pick up your flesh rock
Kick that sucker down the road
Watch it roll into town hot
(rolling)
(rolling)
(HOT!!)

Lighting kerosene lamps
Baking sourdough bread
building furniture all day
So white folks have a place to sit
I can’t help but admire
How you dropped the sucka ways
But the fact of the matter is
This is a tax the Amish pay

Stick your head in the spokes
Smack that horse on the ass
Watch the wheels start to turn
As the buggy rips off your head
I’ll smile as it keeps rolling
Then pick up your flesh rock
Kick that sucker down the road
Watch it roll into town hot
(rolling)
(rolling)
(HOT!!)