Tag: Sucka Serenade

Home Videos Written by Douglas Firestein So you want to be a starThe hottest sucka on the streetI can make your wish come trueCome on and follow me This here is my studioSo go on and undressThen lay down on your backSo i can tie Read More …

Dripping Sweat Written by Douglas Firestein It was a steamy nightThe moon was outSomething wasn’t rightI had to figure it out The bedroom door crackRevealed my greatest fearHe had on on a cowboy hatWas mounting you from the rear I’m gonna rip off that dildoSmack Read More …

Honey Written by Douglas Firestein I couldn’t help but noticeYou made a large donationTo a local group of girlsSelling cookies for their mission It’s a rather noble causeMakes you look good for sureBut I have a big problem withSpending money that isn’t yours I’m gonna Read More …

New Jersey Hot Pocket Written by Douglas Firestein Just because you a ladyDon’t mean you ain’t a suckaYou still be doin’ thingsGonna get your ass bust up If you see me lower my shadesYou better run for coverCos you about to take a rideWith a Read More …

Mexican Sonata Written by Douglas Firestein Thank you for coming to dinnerI hope this is to your tasteI’ve never been here beforeIt’s a highly recommended place I ordered on your behalfAt a table near the back doorThe tacos are full of meatI heard they are Read More …

Pretend I’m You Written by Douglas Firestein Take a look at this pictureThat is you with a kingpinWe’ve been watching for a weekThe evidence is buildin’ There is no out for suckasYou gotta go down for the causeI’m here to exploit your weaknesslook good for Read More …

Curtains Written by Douglas Firestein “This year for Christmas I wanted to send a special message to my girl. You know how I feel but I wanted to spell it out for you. Directly from my heart.” Ooh baby, baby, babyYou bring me joyous tearsOoh Read More …

Big Green Water Written by Douglas Firestein We almost had it allA lovely house and a yardBut you had to ruin itBy banging that retard Now it’s time for my lunchAnd i want some beef stewI’ll inject your ass with waterEat what flows out of Read More …

Amish Country Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve got my eyes on youLiving a simple quiet lifeI’m really impressed howyou managed to change your life Building those family barnsfrom the wood of the oak treesToo bad I gotta take youOut of the Amish country Stick your Read More …

Administer Pain Written by Douglas Firestein Can you smell that?Sucka’s in the vicinityEvery time this happensHair on my neck starts tingling Look in that dumpsterUnderneath that carHe can’t hide foreverHe isn’t getting far Grab your steel-toed bootsA baseball bat and a chainWe’re going on a Read More …