Dripping Sweat

Written by Douglas Firestein

It was a steamy night
The moon was out
Something wasn’t right
I had to figure it out

The bedroom door crack
Revealed my greatest fear
He had on on a cowboy hat
Was mounting you from the rear

I’m gonna rip off that dildo
Smack him across the face
Hard enough to bruise and
Leave a rubber scrape

I’m gonna hold him down with my hands
Squat right over his head

Let that salty sweat
Drip off my nut bag
It’ll sting for a bit
But it won’t hurt too bad

Cos I’m gonna be
Drippin’ sweat baby!
(Drippin’)
Drippin’ sweat darling

He put up a good fight
I’ll credit him that now
Just wait another night
Come time for the second round

I gotta go on the attack
For his creeping around here
Though I’m also guilty of that
I got your Aunt pregnant last year

I’m gonna grab that dill dough
Smack him across the face
Hard enough to bruise and
Leave a rubber scrape

I’m gonna rip off that dildo
Smack him across the face
Hard enough to bruise and
Leave a rubber scrape

I’m gonna hold him down with my hands
Squat right over his head

Let that salty sweat
Drip off my nut bag
It’ll sting for a bit
But it won’t hurt too bad

Cos I’m gonna be
Drippin’ sweat baby!
(Drippin’)
Drippin’ sweat darling

Do you detect a drip?
Did you leave the faucet running?
No wait, that’s me
Got another sweat wave coming

You probably heard that
And think “Oh dear lord!”
Bet you didn’t expect me
To use that dill dough as a surfboard

RIDING UP HIS ASS!

I’m gonna hold him down with my hands
Squat right over his head

Let that salty sweat
Drip off my nut bag
It’ll sting for a bit
But it won’t hurt too bad

Cos I’m gonna be
Drippin’ sweat baby!
(Drippin’)
Drippin’ sweat darling