Honey

Written by Douglas Firestein

I couldn’t help but notice
You made a large donation
To a local group of girls
Selling cookies for their mission

It’s a rather noble cause
Makes you look good for sure
But I have a big problem with
Spending money that isn’t yours

I’m gonna dip your ass in honey
Tie you to a tree behind the barn
Let the coyotes gnaw on your body
Until your lower legs are gone

Crawling on your hands and knubs
I’ll ride your ass like a pony
Straight to the nearest butcher
Slice you up just like baloney

(LET’S EAT!!)

The girls make a lot of money
Selling cookies door to door
But it’s really just a front
What you think the money’s for?

It only costs you a dollar
To buy a box of tasty treats
But you can’t be feeding yourself
Until you make payments to me

I’m gonna dip your ass in honey
Tie you to a tree behind the barn
Let the coyotes gnaw on your body
Until your lower legs are gone

Crawling on your hands and knubs
I’ll ride your ass like a pony
Straight to the nearest butcher
Slice you up just like baloney

(LET’S EAT!!)

What you gonna do?
(GONNA PAY THAT MONEY!)
What you gonna do?
(GONNA EAT THEM TREATS!)
What you gonna do?
(GONNA PAY THAT MONEY!)
What you gonna do?
(GONNA EAT THEM TREATS!)

I’m gonna dip your ass in honey
Tie you to a tree behind the barn
Let the coyotes gnaw on your body
Until your lower legs are gone

Crawling on your hands and knubs
I’ll ride your ass like a pony
Straight to the nearest butcher
Slice you up just like baloney

(LET’S EAT!!)