Frozen Patties

Lyrics by Douglas Firestein

When you asked me
To pick up another job
I was happy to do it
So I can buy all you want

Little did I know that
You wanted me to leave
So you could open yourself up
To another man who ain’t me!

When they be actin’ like a sucka
The only thing they’ll get is
Their pecker in the meat grinder
I call it shredded lettuce

CRUNCH THEM BONES
GRIND THAT MEAT
Ball it all up into FROZEN PATTIES
(Crunch them bones)
Ooh, ooh
(Grind that meat)
Yeah, yeah
(Ball it all up)
Into frozen patties

When he was screaming
Asking me to stop
I cut off his right nipple
Made him chew it like gum

Soon his pants were shat
The room started to stink
So I cut up the rest of his ass
And sold it to the Chinese

When they be actin’ like a sucka
The only thing they’ll get is
Their pecker in the meat grinder
I call it shredded lettuce

CRUNCH THEM BONES
GRIND THAT MEAT
Ball it all up into FROZEN PATTIES
(Crunch them bones)
Ooh, ooh
(Grind that meat)
Yeah, yeah
(Ball it all up)
Into frozen patties

OPEN UP AND SAY AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

CRUNCH THEM BONES
GRIND THAT MEAT
Ball it all up into FROZEN PATTIES
(Crunch them bones)
Ooh, ooh
(Grind that meat)
Yeah, yeah
(Ball it all up)
Into frozen patties