Family Tree

Written by Douglas Firestein

Flashing all that money
Riding in fancy cars
Entertaining the ladies
With a variety of stars

You live off Daddy’s cash
And the man has grown sick
He hired me to take you out
Teach you a life lesson

Your stomach grows sick
Like you might die today
But don’t be mistaken
I have other plans you see

I’ll tie your nuts to a battery
Creating super-charged sperm
Then your next born child
Will have an electric birth

When they grow up tall
I’ll train them under me
Create the first super villain
In your family tree……..

Daddy didn’t pay up
I didn’t see the cash
So now I get my payment
Directly from your ass

The check he wrote bounced
Which your head is about to do
He hired me to take you out
Now your whole family’s dying too

You lie there limp
No words left to say
Your life has been taken
And your wife’s later today

I’ll tie your nuts to a battery
Creating super-charged sperm
Then your next born child
Will have an electric birth

When they grow up tall
I’ll train them under me
Create the first super villain
In your family tree……..

Look up in the sky
Did you see the caped man?
Hell no you didn’t!
That kid was born dead

SHOCKING!!!!

I tied your nuts to a battery
Created super-charged sperm
Then your next born child
Had an electric birth

They never grew up tall
So I could train them under me
There’s still no super villain
In your family tree ……..