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Written by Douglas Firestein

So you want to be a star
The hottest sucka on the street
I can make your wish come true
Come on and follow me

This here is my studio
So go on and undress
Then lay down on your back
So i can tie you to this desk

I’m gonna cut your dong off
Put fingers in each end
Then make you watch a porno
Try to jerk off with both hands

When the tears start falling
That’s when the camera rolls
I’ll make you a celebrity
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Yeah, I’ll make you a celebrity
In videos made for home

The movie was a hit
But we blew the load too soon
Came out the gate so hot
There’s not much left to do

We can’t disappoint the fans
We’ll stick to what we know works
After we sew your pecker back on
We’ll make a sequel that’s much worse

I’m gonna cut your dong off
Put fingers in each end
Then force you into porno
Try to jerk off with both hands

When the tears start falling
That’s when the camera rolls
I’ll make you a celebrity
In videos made for home

Yeah, I’ll make you a celebrity
In videos made for home

PRESS PLAY!
On that brand new VCR
PRESS PLAY!
You can’t help but watch
PRESS PLAY!
The third movie’s coming soon
They’ve gotten so predictable
I wonder what they’ll do …

I’m gonna cut your dong off
Put fingers in each end
Then make you watch a porno
Try to jerk off with both hands

When the tears start falling
That’s when the camera rolls
I’ll make you a celebrity
In videos made for home

Yeah, I’ll make you a celebrity
In videos made for home