Baby Maker

Written by Douglas Firestein

You got a black belt in Tai Kwan Ho
But I’ve had enough of your fooling
Me and my fists just held a vote
Your face could use a retooling

I won’t bust out your front teeth
Since beauty is how you make a living
Just don’t expect me to go easy
It’s a different beat down i’m giving

Cheating ladies! (Cheating ladies!)
Easy ladies! (Easy ladies!)
All Them ladies are just takers so I
KICK ‘EM IN THE BABY MAKER
Greasy ladies! (Greasy ladies!)
East Street ladies! (East Street ladies!)
All Them ladies are just fakers so
I KICK ‘EM IN THE BABY MAKER
KICK ‘EM IN THE BABY MAKER
KICK ‘EM IN THE BABY MAKER

Don’t go running to your boy Paco
I know where he sleeps at night
I’m the only one who tames the taco
Without the little blue guiding light

Thoughts of him continue each day
That much is plain to see
Don’t forget the vow that was made
You, me and my dong make three

Cheating ladies! (Cheating ladies!)
Easy ladies! (Easy ladies!)
All Them ladies are just takers so I
KICK ‘EM IN THE BABY MAKER
Greasy ladies! (Greasy ladies!)
East Street ladies! (East Street ladies!)
All Them ladies are just fakers so I
I KICK ‘EM IN THE BABY MAKER
KICK ‘EM IN THE BABY MAKER
KICK ‘EM IN THE BABY MAKER

So you continue your cheatin’ ways
There’s only one thing left to do
I pulled the polish off the shelf
Now i’m shinin’ up my boots

Cheatin’ ladies! (Cheatin’ ladies!)
Easy ladies! (Easy ladies!)
All Them ladies are just takers so I
KICK ‘EM IN THE BABY MAKER!!
Greasy ladies! (Greasy ladies!)
East Street ladies! (East Street ladies!)
All Them ladies are just fakers so I
I KICK ‘EM IN THE BABY MAKER
KICK ‘EM IN THE BABY MAKER
KICK ‘EM IN THE BABY MAKER