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Tag: Funk You Up

Parade of Punches

Posted onDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025Authorchetmaverick

Parade of Punches Written by Douglas Firestein I heard you talkin’ on the streetSaying the world is against youBut all the bad shit that happensIs because of things you do You can’t always be a victimGotta own up like a real manIf you need a Read More …

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Respect (Every Day)

Posted onDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025Authorchetmaverick

Respect (Every Day) Written by Douglas Firestein I ain’t got no time(No time)Don’t want no lip(No lip)I ain’t about to take(About to take)No shit(No shit) If you want to step upBetter be prepared to payCos i’ll be taking out suckasEach and EVERY DAY GET UP!!(Get Read More …

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Knuckle Dusting

Posted onDecember 15, 2025December 15, 2025Authorchetmaverick

Knuckle Dusting Written by Douglas Firestein Open up the paperRead the local newsLooking for the next faceI’m gonna batter and bruise I adjust my mirrorsBefore the daily driveShit about to go downIt’s a sucka sunrise I got these knuckles of brassI’m gonnaKICKYOURASS KnuckKnuckKNUCKLE DUSTIN’ KnuckKnuckKNUCKLE Read More …

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Egg Foo Young

Posted onDecember 11, 2025December 11, 2025Authorchetmaverick

Egg Foo Young Written by Douglas Firestein I setup this here meetingIn a Chinese restaurantIt’s the safest place in townFor makin’ suckas talk You thought we’d make a dealThere was so much to gainBut the only thing you’ll getIs an order of Chicken Chow Pain Read More …

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What’s On Tonight?

Posted onDecember 4, 2025December 4, 2025Authorchetmaverick

What’s On Tonight? Written by Douglas Firestein So you wanna be a TV star?I can get you on the small screenThere ain’t no shortage of suckasWho wanna get into acting I am working on a scriptAbout a man with nine livesI’ll let you star in Read More …

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Suspicions

Posted onDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025Authorchetmaverick

Suspicions Written by Douglas Firestein Don’t lie to my faceTry to hide the truthGirl, I got the dirti know what you do! I hired a detectiveAsked him to dig real deepYou would be shockedWhat he uncovered for me I got picturesI got recordingsI got videos Read More …

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Are You Hard?

Posted onDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025Authorchetmaverick

Are You Hard? Written by Douglas Firestein I seen you pushing narcoticsBut you been out on my turfYou better cut me in on the cashOr your business ‘bout to hurt I’ve seen you driving in townThere’s a tracker on your carIf you cooperate with meYour Read More …

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Price Check

Posted onDecember 1, 2025December 1, 2025Authorchetmaverick

Price Check Written by Douglas Firestein I arrived to pick up an orderGet some cream for my diseaseI’m in the middle of a flare upAnd now it hurts when I pee I saw her checking folks outShe was a cashier not a creepI stood in Read More …

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Big Dog (Comin’ Out)

Posted onNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025Authorchetmaverick

Big Dog (Comin’ Out) Written by Douglas Firestein Just because it’s ChristmasDon’t mean my game is slackin’You gotta keep your shit tightTo handle the heat I’m packin’ Always looking over the shoulderWeary of strange advancesBeware of fireworks in the nightWhen two suckas start to dancin’ Read More …

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Baby Maker

Posted onNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025Authorchetmaverick

Baby Maker Written by Douglas Firestein You got a black belt in Tai Kwan HoBut I’ve had enough of your foolingMe and my fists just held a voteYour face could use a retooling I won’t bust out your front teethSince beauty is how you make Read More …

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