Price Check

Written by Douglas Firestein

I arrived to pick up an order
Get some cream for my disease
I’m in the middle of a flare up
And now it hurts when I pee

I saw her checking folks out
She was a cashier not a creep
I stood in line and i’m waiting now
For her to Take the money from me

I’m standing in the line at Kroger
Waiting to have my items scanned
Hope she don’t laugh at what i bought
It doesn’t make me any less of a man

I’ve been waiting for 15 minutes
And read every magazine on the rack
Finally, its my turn at last
To run a price check on that ass!

The work shift is now over
She wants to eat at Mickey D’s
I will do anything to please her
If she gets down on her knees

I know that sounds really bad
Get your mind out of the gutter
I just want to stuff her mouth
Give her that Alabama stutter

I’m standing in the line at Kroger
Waiting to have my items scanned
Hope she don’t laugh at what i bought
It doesn’t make me any less of a man

I’ve been waiting for 15 minutes
And read every magazine on the rack
Finally, its my turn at last
To run a price check on that ass!

To run a price check on that ass!

Baby that smock drives me wild
(Price check in the aisle)
You know how to scan a UPC
(Price check in aisle me)
There’s no place I’d rather shop
Than somewhere i can pick you up

I’m standing in the line at Kroger
Waiting to have my items scanned
Hope she don’t laugh at what i bought
It doesn’t make me any less of a man

I’ve been waiting for 15 minutes
And read every magazine on the rack
Finally, its my turn at last
To run a price check on that ass!