Curtains

Written by Douglas Firestein

“This year for Christmas I wanted to send a special message to my girl.

You know how I feel but I wanted to spell it out for you.

Directly from my heart.”

Ooh baby, baby, baby
You bring me joyous tears
Ooh baby, baby, baby
Can we stay together for years?

When i saw you puffin’ his peter
I pretended that i was fine
Cos i knew that i’d be hittin’
that shit one final time

I hope you are ready
And that you really wanna
So prepare yourself girl
Because you know i’m gonna

DECK THE HALLS!
With juice from my balls
GIVIN’ YOU GIFTS
Custom made for your lips
FEEL THE HURTIN’
With every ounce squirtin’

Cos i’m gonna burn down
Your beef curtains

(Do do do, do do)
Your beef curtains
(Burnin’ them, burnin’ them)

Ooh baby, baby, baby
I’m full of Christmas cheer
Ooh baby, baby, baby
It’s my favorite time of year

I’ll let you ride on my sleigh
Reach down into my sack
Let you grab the yule log
One last time before your dead

I hope you are ready
And that you really wanna
So prepare yourself girl
Because you know i’m gonna

DECK THE HALLS!
With juice from my balls
GIVIN’ YOU GIFTS
Custom made for your lips
FEEL THE HURTIN’
With every ounce squirtin’

Cos i’m gonna burn down
Your beef curtains

(Do do do, do do)
Your beef curtains
(Burnin’ them, burnin’ them)

You left this tired world
Four years ago i’m told
I guess it slipped my mind cos
your mom’s been ridin’ my north pole

DECK THE HALLS!
With juice from my balls
GIVIN’ YOU GIFTS
Custom made for your lips
FEEL THE HURTIN’
With every ounce squirtin’
Cos i’m gonna burn down
Your beef curtains

(Do do do, do do)
Your beef curtains
(Burnin’ them, burnin’ them)

Those beef curtains
(Burnin’ them, burnin’ them)
Those beef curtains
(Burnin’ them, burnin’ them)