Details

• Company: Syrupan Comics
• Issue #: 1
• Written By: Tito Yancy
• Illustrated By: Danny Howard

Synopsis

Douglas Firestein attempts to dine and ditch from a Chinese restaurant. The owner catches him in the alley and cuts off his hand with a kitana. Douglas screams in pain but the sound is so melodic and soothing that the restaurant owner regrets injuring a creature with such a lovely voice.

Summoning the Dragon of Orochu, the restaurant owner places Firestein’s injured arm into the ass of the dragon. Seconds later, Firestein removes his hand and discovers he now has Fists of Fire.

Meanwhile, the Governor of New York has implemented a new program to control what can be played over the airwaves in New York City. An executive order has been enforced to encode secret audio in a frequency only detectable by the human subconscious. Who can prevent a radio epidemic from reducing America’s greatest city into a “wholesome society”?

Firestein tracks down the engineers and confronts them while installing the encoders on the WCGR radio towers. A vicious fight ensues until Firestein’s Fists of Fire knock an engineer into the encoder magnetron. The electromagnetic waves engulf the city thereby destroying all of the previously installed encoder equipment.

The residents of New York were thoroughly unimpressed and continued being assholes.