Details

• Company: Syrupan Comics
• Issue #: 1
• Written By: Tito Yancy
• Illustrated By: Danny Howard

Synopsis

Douglas Firestein attempts to dine and ditch from an authentic Chinese restaurant. Unbeknownst to Doug, the owner is a certified YMCA Ninja. With cat-like reflexes, he manages to catch Doug in the alley and cuts off his hand with a kitana. The scream was so melodic and soothing that the restaurant owner immediately regrets injuring a creature with such a lovely voice.

Summoning the Dragon of Orochu, the owner places Doug’s injured arm into the ass of the dragon. Seconds later, Firestein removes his hand and discovers he now has Fists of Fire.

Meanwhile, the Governor of New York has issued an executive order dictating what can be played over the airwaves in New York City. The order is enforced by encoding secret audio in a frequency only detectable by the human subconscious. Who can prevent a radio epidemic from reducing America’s greatest city into a “wholesome society”?

Doug tracks down the engineers and confronts them while they install the encoders on the WCGR radio towers. A vicious fight ensues until the Fists of Fire knock an engineer into the encoder magnetron. The electromagnetic waves engulf the city thereby destroying all previously installed encoder equipment.

The residents of New York were thoroughly unimpressed and continued being assholes.