Initiation

Written by Douglas Firestein

“Ladies and gentleman. This is a song about inclusion. And We all want to be included. But sometimes it takes a little initiation.”

So you wanna join the church
Be a member of the brotherhood
Just because you want to
Doesn’t mean you should

We would be happy to have you
Congregate with us all
But there’s a few things required
Before you can wear this cross

Get yourself pumped up
You’ll want to be ready
This won’t be easy
But it’s worth every minute

The passion of Christ
You can feel it in your guts
Taste it on the holy sweat
That’s dripping off my nuts

Droplets of sin will absorb
Into the buds upon your tongue
You’ll be a member of the church
When the initiation’s done

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
INITIATION!

If you wanna join the church
Kneel down to the holy wood
Reach your hand inside the robe
And pull back the mushroom hood

We would be happy to have you
But understand the order is tall
You’ve seen far too much
For us to let you go after all

Get yourself pumped up
You’ll want to be ready
This won’t be easy
But it’s worth every minute

The passion of Christ
You can feel it in your guts
Taste it on the holy sweat
That’s dripping off my nuts

Droplets of sin will absorb
Into the buds upon your tongue
You’ll be a member of the church
When the initiation’s done

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
INITIATION!

One end of a candle
Nestled deep in your ass
Once the wick is lit
Extinguish it with your gas

The passion of Christ
You can feel it in your guts
Taste it on the holy sweat
That’s dripping off my nuts

Droplets of sin will absorb
Into the buds upon your tongue
You’ll be a member of the church
When the initiation’s done

(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
INITIATION!