Little Buck Rudolph

Written by Douglas Firestein

Hear them sleigh bells jingle
Sounds like pocket change
You’re about to be gifted
A beat-down at close range

You’ve been a very bad boy
But I’m very good at my job
I have a problem with you
I’m gonna take out on your knob

In the middle of the night
Gonna find yourself kidnapped
You’ll be down a few hours
While i do a semen extract

I’ll inseminate old Rudolph
With a little sucka sperm
And later in the season
Your little buck is born

When you get together
He’ll take his antler dick
And stick it up your ass
Make that butthole split

(Split it down the middle, middle)
(Watch that blud dribble, dribble)
SPLIT!

You wake up with a tingle
Wondering about random pain
You seem to have forgot the lesson
So we’ll have to do it again

In the middle of the night
Gonna find yourself kidnapped
You’ll be down a few hours
While i do a semen extract

I’ll inseminate old Rudolph
With a little sucka sperm
And later in the season
Your little buck is born

When you get together
He’ll take his antler dick
And stick it up your ass
Make that butthole split

(Split it down the middle, middle)
(Watch that blud dribble, dribble)
SPLIT!!

Feel the tingle
(in your dingle)
Feel the throb
(on your knob)
Why does it hurt?
Oh my god