Crimson Trail

Written by Douglas Firestein

I’m a member of
A secret society
Nobody is able
To keep track of me

I’m a man’s man
And the women agree
That time of the month
I’ll pay handsomely

She says Ooh, ooh
(Extract the blood from me)

I got two bloody maxi pads
One upon each foot
Gonna ski down the streets
Runnin’ through your neighborhood

Boy, if i get arrested
I’ll use my dong to pay the bail
Then head on to the next town
Leaving behind a crimson trail

Ooh, a CRIMSON TRAIL!

I’m the president
Of a secret club
Nobody can join
Cos I’m the only one

I’m a man’s man
Women do anything for me
Cos i pay them the big bucks
When it’s time to bleed

She says Ooh, ooh
(Extract the blood from me)

I got two bloody maxi pads
One upon each foot
Gonna ski down the streets
Runnin’ through your neighborhood

Boy, if i get arrested
I’ll use my dong to pay the bail
Then head on to the next town
Leaving behind a crimson trail

Ooh, a CRIMSON TRAIL!

BOOM, BOOM POW
Gimme some blood now
BOOM, BOOM CHIP
I only need a little bit

BLOOD!
(gotta have it)
BLOOD!
(I need it now)
BLOOD!
(Don’t hold back babe)
BLOOD!
(I need a fix right now)

I got two bloody maxi pads
One upon each foot
Gonna ski down the streets
Runnin’ through your neighborhood

Boy, if i get arrested
I’ll use my dong to pay the bail
Then head on to the next town
Leaving behind a crimson trail

Ooh, a CRIMSON TRAIL!