The year was 1962
I was just a little man
My uncle sat me down
Grabbed a hold of my hand

I snapped it back quick
Gave him a stern look
And ever since that day
I haven’t given a fuck

If you ain’t got the picture
Well let me spell it out

(F-I)
F-I is for fighting
Cos with suckas it’s what i do
(R)
R is for retarded
Cos they are when I am through
(E)
E is for efficient
Because I’m quick and precise
(Stein)
Stein is the rest of my name
But there isn’t anything that rhymes

(F.I.R.E stein)
FIRESTEIN!

The year was 1972
I was just a bigger man
My uncle sat me down
Gave me my first beer can

I snapped it from his hand
Chugged it down real quick
He looked at me with pride
Said now you’re grown up kid

If you ain’t got the picture
Well let me spell it out

(F-I)
F-I is for fighting
Cos with suckas it’s what i do
(R)
R is for retarded
Cos they are when I am through
(E)
E is for efficient
Because I’m quick and precise
(Stein)
Stein is the rest of my name
But there isn’t anything that rhymes

(F.I.R.E stein)
FIRESTEIN!

Yes, I realize this song is dumb
I still hope it goes to number one
(In your hearts)

(F-I)
F-I is for fighting
Cos with suckas it’s what i do
(R)
R is for retarded
Cos they are when I am through
(E)
E is for efficient
Because I’m quick and precise
(Stein)
Stein is the rest of my name
But there isn’t anything that rhymes

(F.I.R.E stein)
FIRESTEIN!

(Fire)
(Fire)
(He’s on Firestein)

Appears on “Street Logic”

Appears on “Greatest Hits”