Frozen Margaritas

Written by Douglas Firestein

In the dead of winter
The sky glows gray
Suckas stay in hiding
Until snow melts away

As the spring turns blue
Suckas they come back
It’s time I prepared them
For another cold snap

I have a cryogenic chamber
Rented from a science geek
Gonna lock you inside it
Let you freeze for a week
I’ll remove your frozen body
Shoot it with a dildo slingshot
Sweep up all the ice shards
Make some frozen margaritas

LET’S GET WASTED!

In the dead of summer
The sun shines bright
Suckas avoid the heat
Only come out at night

As the Autumn falls
Suckas start their nap
Then it’s time to wake them
For another cold snap

I have a cryogenic chamber
Rented from a science geek
Gonna lock you inside it
Let you freeze for a week
I’ll remove your frozen body
Shoot it with a dildo slingshot
Sweep up all the ice shards
Make some frozen margaritas

LET’S GET WASTED!

Loading up my slingshot
I don’t need no rocks
Pain is pain if you ask me so
Answer when the dildo knocks

I have a cryogenic chamber
Rented from a science geek
Gonna lock you inside it
Let you freeze for a week
I’ll remove your frozen body
Shoot it with a dildo slingshot
Sweep up all the ice shards
Make some frozen margaritas

LET’S GET WASTED!