My Threads Written by Douglas Firestein “Happy Anniversary” you saidYour arms open for embraceI couldn’t see those liesHiding behind your lovely face I loved the sweaterYou sewed with careSo imagine my surpriseYou’re riding suckas bare I’ve been preparing for thisShaving hair off my nutsTo use Read More …
Tag: Lost My Way
Bottle Rocket
Bottle Rocket Written by Douglas Firestein Fireworks are on saleThey’re legal here nowIt’s a redneck past timeThat wasn’t always allowed This opens up a worldOf new ways to inflict painPlus I can play with fireAnd that’s always a good thing Suckas smile on the fourth Read More …
Guzzle
Guzzle Written by Douglas Firestein I was deeply in loveHead over heelsWhen i learned about himIt hurt me for reals I found your PolaroidsPictures so obsceneYou think that i don‘t knowBut i’m just pretending You and me babyKicked back in the shadeSmiling at each otherSippin’ Read More …
No Son At All
No Son At All Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve been stealing your mailReading private businessWondering to myselfWhat the hell is this? You subscribe to magazinesBut I know you can’t readLets hear you say some wordsAfter busting out your teeth Your face is toast andI’m spreading Read More …
Frozen Margaritas
Frozen Margaritas Written by Douglas Firestein In the dead of winterThe sky glows graySuckas stay in hidingUntil snow melts away As the spring turns blueSuckas they come backIt’s time I prepared themFor another cold snap I have a cryogenic chamberRented from a science geekGonna lock Read More …
Father Of The Year
Father Of The Year Written by Douglas Firestein You been out all damn nightAs i wait in your backseatOnce you get in the carYou’ll have to deal with me Hate to bear bad newsBut the party’s over suckaYou messed with the wrong manCos i’m one Read More …
Doctor Suck
Doctor Suck Written by Douglas Firestein Folks be thinkin’ a lotThat i am starting to slipTesting the limits ofWhat they can get away with i let them slide on purposeSo they feel safe and warmI like to owe them moneySo i can pay them back Read More …
Christmas For Suckas
Christmas For Suckas Written by Douglas Firestein You think you were goodBut you been a bad boyLyin’ and cheatin’Just gets you sad toys You wanted a FerrariBut I got you a fistWhen you unwrap my giftBoy, you gonna be pissed! Santa Claus has three ho’sI Read More …
Sucks To Be You
Sucks To Be You Written by Douglas Firestein Did you ask what that sound was?Well, i’m about to drop some truthI got knuckles starving for bloodThey have decided to feast on you There’s a crooked-ass smile brewin’Your face is the final destinationIf you have to Read More …
Chocolate Love
Chocolate Love Written by Douglas Firestein When I started pounding suckasI needed a way to make a livin’I had a mentor show me the ropesDifferent types of beat-downs given He always had a fancy walkin’ styleBut man his fists were dangerousThen one day he did Read More …