My Threads

My Threads Written by Douglas Firestein “Happy Anniversary” you saidYour arms open for embraceI couldn’t see those liesHiding behind your lovely face I loved the sweaterYou sewed with careSo imagine my surpriseYou’re riding suckas bare I’ve been preparing for thisShaving hair off my nutsTo use Read More …

Bottle Rocket

Bottle Rocket Written by Douglas Firestein Fireworks are on saleThey’re legal here nowIt’s a redneck past timeThat wasn’t always allowed This opens up a worldOf new ways to inflict painPlus I can play with fireAnd that’s always a good thing Suckas smile on the fourth Read More …

Guzzle

Guzzle Written by Douglas Firestein I was deeply in loveHead over heelsWhen i learned about himIt hurt me for reals I found your PolaroidsPictures so obsceneYou think that i don‘t knowBut i’m just pretending You and me babyKicked back in the shadeSmiling at each otherSippin’ Read More …

No Son At All

No Son At All Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve been stealing your mailReading private businessWondering to myselfWhat the hell is this? You subscribe to magazinesBut I know you can’t readLets hear you say some wordsAfter busting out your teeth Your face is toast andI’m spreading Read More …