Guzzle

Written by Douglas Firestein

I was deeply in love
Head over heels
When i learned about him
It hurt me for reals

I found your Polaroids
Pictures so obscene
You think that i don‘t know
But i’m just pretending

You and me baby
Kicked back in the shade
Smiling at each other
Sippin’ lemonade

The taste grows bitter
As you start to choke
That bottle’s full of piss
You filthy cheatin’ ho

Guzzle on my…
Guzzle on my…
Guzzle on my piss

I watch as your face
Returns to normal color
And ask you why
You chose another lover

You claim he packed meat
Much thicker than mine
So I’ll drown you in liquids
One final time

You and me baby
Kicked back in the shade
Smiling at each other
Sippin’ lemonade

The taste grows bitter
As you start to choke
That bottle’s full of piss
You filthy cheatin’ ho

Guzzle on my…
Guzzle on my…
Guzzle on my piss

Now we’re at the funeral
I claim I wasn’t home
It was my mistake for letting
You drink alcohol alone
Your Grandma is here too
She seems a little sad
So I’m gonna lift her spirits
Knock her teeth off of my bed

You and me baby
Kicked back in the shade
Smiling at each other
Sippin’ lemonade

The taste grows bitter
As you start to choke
That bottle’s full of piss
You filthy cheatin’ ho

Guzzle on my…
Guzzle on my…
Guzzle on my piss

(Piss, piss, piss)
Guzzle my piss
(Piss, piss, piss)
Guzzle my piss
(Piss, piss, piss)
Guzzle my piss