Father Of The Year

Written by Douglas Firestein

You been out all damn night
As i wait in your backseat
Once you get in the car
You’ll have to deal with me

Hate to bear bad news
But the party’s over sucka
You messed with the wrong man
Cos i’m one crazy mutha

You can call me Daddy
Cos i’m makin’ you my bitch
Hangin’ your head like a disco ball
Dancin’ below while it spins

The party won’t stop until
You wet yourself in fear
A performance so strong i’ll win
“Father of the year”

I found cocaine in your coat
Weren’t you gonna share?
I waited all night for your ass
Some kindness is only fair

You wear those nice threads
Have a sweet watch and more
That’s why its gonna pain me
To wax you like a dance floor

You can call me Daddy
Cos i’m makin’ you my bitch
Hangin’ your head like a disco ball
Dancin’ below while it spins

The party won’t stop until
You wet yourself in fear
A performance so strong i’ll win
“Father of the year”

PARK IT
(Dance floor sucka)
PARK IT
(One crazy mutha)
PARK IT
(Dance floor sucka)
PARK IT
(One crazy mutha)

I’M A CRAZY MUTHA ON THE DANCE FLOOR SUCKA
(Crazy, crazy mutha)
(Crazy, crazy mutha)
(Crazy, crazy mutha)
(Crazy, crazy mutha)