Clean

Written by Douglas Firestein & Gloria Firestein

You looking kind of lost honey
You from this side of town?
I got all the gossip you need
Yeah I can really show you around

There’s a lot of crime down here
But the folks keep a look out
You’ll see some pretty weird shit
That’s why it smells so foul

Just because there’s a stench
Don’t mean its coming from me
Oh, I’ve been with a lot of men
But I always keep myself clean
(She keeps herself)
(She keeps herself clean)
You know I keep myself clean
(She keeps herself)
(She keeps herself clean)

GOD DAMN THIS COOCHIE’S CLEAN!!!

You looking kind of lost baby
Ain’t you done this before
I got some pills if you need them
Boost your stamina a little more

Whats that you’re gagging on
Is there something in your throat?
I told you that might happen
The grass probably needs mowed

Just because there’s a stench
Don’t mean its coming from me
Oh, I’ve been with a lot of men
But I always keep myself clean
(She keeps herself)
(She keeps herself clean)
You know I keep myself clean
(She keeps herself)
(She keeps herself clean)

GOD DAMN THIS COOCHIE’S CLEAN!!!