Merit Badge

Written by Douglas Firestein

The dream of every gangsta
Is the rank of “Hole Hunter”
But it cannot be achieved
Without experience as a gunner

This final merit badge
Is the hardest to obtain
It requires perfect precision
And copious amounts of pain

On the fifth day
The gangsta gods decree
To achieve the next level
You must do this for me

Steal a gun and practice
Perfect aim with every hit
You can become a master
All you gotta do is
(Shoot a)
(Shoot a)
BB in a pecker hole
(Shoot a)
(Shoot a)
BB in a pecker hole
BB IN A PECKER HOLE

The dream of every gangsta
Is wearing the badge with pride
But it cannot be achieved
Without finding the right guy

He must sport an eye patch
And a shirt with tobacco stains
He’ll be married to his sister
If its one of the Kentucky gangs

On the fifth day
The gangsta gods decree
To achieve the next level
You must do this for me

Steal a gun and practice
Perfect aim with every hit
You can become a master
All you gotta do is
(Shoot a)
(Shoot a)
BB in a pecker hole
(Shoot a)
(Shoot a)
BB in a pecker hole
BB IN A PECKER HOLE

(bang bang)
Can you hear me knockin’ now?
(bang bang)
I’ll be bustin’ this here door down
(bang bang)
Your wife don’t need a protector
I’m only here firing shots into your pecker

On the fifth day
The gangsta gods decree
To achieve the next level
You must do this for me

Steal a gun and practice
Perfect aim with every hit
You can become a master
All you gotta do is
(Shoot a)
(Shoot a)
BB in a pecker hole
(Shoot a)
(Shoot a)
BB in a pecker hole
BB IN A PECKER HOLE