Valentines Day

Written by Douglas Firestein

I woke up feeling generous
It must be Valentines day
The only time i spare suckas
Guess i’m nice that way

Instead of taking their lives
I deliver a bundle of pain
Not enough to kill them
Just ruin their life in some way

Tie them up in the basement
Next to some nuclear waste
Wait for all the deformations
To start taking place

I will not bring them out
Until they grow three dicks
Leave them so confused
About which to jerk off with

There’s a warmth inside
It’s deep within my chest
So i share my appreciation
By giving them suckas gifts

Usually through evil means
I put an end to their days
Once a year a change of heart
Occurs on Valentines day

Tie them up in the basement
Next to some nuclear waste
Wait for all the deformations
To start taking place

I will not bring them out
Until they grow three dicks
Leave them so confused
About which to jerk off with

You only got two hands
But three dongs swingin’
Women will be scared away
The quality of meat you bringin’

(Meat)
(Meat)
(Meat swing baby)
TALKIN’ ABOUT THAT MEAT SWING
(Meat)
(Meat)
(Meat swing baby)
TALKIN’ ABOUT
TALKIN’ ABOUT
TALKIN’ ABOUT THAT MEAT!!!!!!!!

Tie them up in the basement
Next to some nuclear waste
Wait for all the deformations
To start taking place

I will not bring them out
Until they grow three dicks
Leave them so confused
About which to jerk off with