FlexLite Leggings

Description

Slip into the Firestein™ FlexLite Leggings!  These leggings cling to you with the same desperate energy as a bad decision you can’t outrun.

Dimensions (Size Medium Example)

• Waistband Height: 1.25 in 
  • Too thin to stay up, too thick to ignore.
• Inseam: 26 in 
  • Suspiciously short for most humans.
• Rise: 8.5 in 
  • Creates a fit that is neither high‑rise nor mid‑rise.  It’s just wrong.
• Leg Opening: 3.75 in 
  • Tight enough to leave marks.

Materials

• Fabric Blend: 87% polyester, 13% mystery elastic 
  • Shiny, thin, and slightly crunchy.
• Fabric Weight: 140 gsm 
  • Practically see‑through under indoor lighting.
• Stretch: 1‑way stretch pretending to be 4‑way
• Opacity: Low 
  • Transparency increases dramatically when bending, sitting, or existing.

Construction

• Stitching: Single‑needle seams with inconsistent tension 
  • Threads poke out like whiskers.
• Gusset: None 
  • Comfort not included.
• Waistband Elastic: Narrow 0.5 in strip that twists immediately
• Hem: Raw‑edge cut with a single line of loose stitching

Finish

• Color: “Firestein Black”.  A faded charcoal that looks washed even when new
• Sheen: Unintentionally glossy
• Branding:
  • FIRESTEIN printed down the left leg
  • Slightly peeling at the edges
  • Misaligned by 3–4 degrees for authenticity

Durability

• Pilling: Begins after one wear
• Snag Resistance: None
• Shape Retention: Loses form within an hour
• Washability: Technically machine‑washable, but shouldn’t be

Weight

• Total Garment Weight: 3.2 oz
  • Light enough to feel like they might blow away.

Included Physical Items

• Hang Tag: Glossy card with a typo
• Packaging: Thin plastic sleeve with a crooked sticker
• Size Label: Heat‑pressed, flakes off after first wash