Halloween Costume

Description

Transform your innocent child into the pint‑sized embodiment of swagger, chaos, and questionable decision‑making. The Douglas Firestein Children’s Halloween Costume is the only outfit bold enough to say, “Yes, my kid is dressed as that guy,” while you stand behind them pretending this was absolutely not your idea.

Ready for the BEST Halloween Ever?

• Miniature Leather‑Jacket Smock: Printed on thin, crinkly plastic that rustles loudly enough to alert neighbors three houses away.
• Firestein Mask: A glossy, molded plastic face featuring Douglas’s iconic shades, held on by a rubber band that will absolutely snap at the worst possible moment.
• Unwarranted Confidence: Automatically activates the moment your child puts it on.
• Candy Acquisition Rate: High. People hand over extra just to make the Firestein face go away.

The Douglas Firestein Children’s Halloween Costume is exactly what your child needs this Halloween!