Throw Pillows

Description

Introducing the only pillows bold enough to combine plush comfort with the unsettling presence of Douglas Firestein’s face. 

Features You Can Rest On!

• Firestein’s Mug: Printed multiple times so every questionable expression is preserved in glorious detail.
• Soft, Supportive Fill: Perfect for neck support, emotional instability, and muffling the sound of your own regrets.
• Judgment‑Resistant Fabric: Designed to withstand nightly side‑eye from Douglas’s embroidered eyebrows.
• Conversation Starter: Mostly the kind that begins with “Why is he on your pillow?” and ends with “You need help.”

These throw pillows are perfect for those who have no need for improved sleep quality or emotional well‑being!

Warning: Prolonged exposure may cause vivid dreams in which Douglas offers unsolicited advice.