$10.99
Firestein Bumper Sticker™
Out of stock
Description
Slap this masterpiece on your vehicle and instantly transform your daily commute into a mobile warning label. The Douglas Firestein “I Break Suckas” Bumper Sticker features Douglas’s face in full, unearned glory. Marvel at the glorious snarl cast upon those “suckas” who look like they deeply regret being involved in whatever this is.
Amazing Marketing!
- Firestein’s Iconic Mug: Smirking with the confidence of a man who thinks traffic laws are “suggestions.”
- Bold Font: “I Break Suckas” printed loud enough to make minivans change lanes out of respect (or fear).
- Weak Adhesive: Won’t stick to your bumper, your laptop, or your fridge but sure does cling to your dignity.
The Douglas Firestein “I Break Suckas” Bumper Sticker is perfect for drivers looking to inflict chaos with each commute!
