$49.99
Chia Firestein
Out of stock
Description
Behold the only chia product bold enough to sprout pure attitude. Watch as Chia Firestein® starts as a humble terracotta bust and transforms into a full‑blown afro of botanical bravado. It’s the closest you’ll ever get to watching confidence grow in real time.
A Grower and a Shower! Just look at these features!
- Effortless Cool: Even while bald, he looks like he’s judging your life choices.
- Easy to Grow: Add water then walk away and pretend you did something.
- Signature Firestein Look: The beard stays stone‑cold but the hair goes wild.
- Conversation Starter: Mostly “Why do you have that?” but it still counts.
Chia Firestein® is the perfect gift for fans of ironic horticulture or those who believe greatness can, in fact, be sprouted!
