$399.99
Firestein Executive Throne™
Out of stock
Description
Introducing the only office chair bold enough to combine rich brown upholstery, gaudy gold hardware, and the unwavering, embroidered stare of Douglas Firestein himself. This is not furniture. This is a lifestyle choice. A poor one, but a choice nonetheless!
Features That No One Asked For
- Gold Arms & Legs: Because nothing says “I’m bad with money” like metallic limbs on a chair.
- Firestein’s Face: Expertly stitched into the backrest so Douglas can silently supervise your every questionable decision.
- Ergonomic-ish Design: Technically supports your back, spiritually undermines your confidence.
This Executive Throne is perfect for anyone who wants to feel like Douglas Firestein is disappointed in them at all times!
Warning: Chair does not improve posture, productivity, or self-esteem.
