Description

Introducing the only children’s book brave enough to combine wholesome outdoor chores with the unmistakable chaos of Douglas Firestein. Mowing Grass follows Douglas as he fires up his mower, surveys his suburban kingdom, and proceeds to trim a lawn so unruly it’s sprouting full‑sized sucka heads like dandelions.

Educational Themes (allegedly)

Perseverance: Douglas keeps mowing even when the lawn starts talking back.
Problem‑Solving: Mostly involves yelling at the grass.
Nature Appreciation: Teaches kids that the outdoors is full of wonders, some of which are suckas.
Critical Thinking: Encourages children to ask, “Why is this happening?” and “Who approved this book?”

Illustrations

Vibrant, colorful pages depict Douglas in heroic poses, the mower roaring, and sucka heads emerging like confused prairie dogs. Perfect for bedtime, story time, or confusing visiting relatives.

Parent Advisory

May cause: