My Threads

Written by Douglas Firestein

“Happy Anniversary” you said
Your arms open for embrace
I couldn’t see those lies
Hiding behind your lovely face

I loved the sweater
You sewed with care
So imagine my surprise
You’re riding suckas bare

I’ve been preparing for this
Shaving hair off my nuts
To use it as thread and
Now the time has come

I’m gonna plant your face
Down on the sewing machine
Embroider “cheatin’ bitch”
For all the world to see

Next time you go down
The only view he gets
Is the bobbing of your head
To the beat of my threads

MY THREADS
You know they’re serious
MY THREADS
It ain’t mysterious
MY THREADS
They gonna make you shout
MY THREADS
Gonna take you DOWN

The stitches on your head
Have not been kept clean
I guess all those facials
Have turned the wound green

I would feel much better
If the coverage was there
But I’m not gonna cry
I’ll regrow that hair

I’ve been preparing for this
Shaving hair off my nuts
To use it as thread and
Now the time has come

I’m gonna plant your face
Down on the sewing machine
Embroider “cheatin’ bitch”
For all the world to see

Next time you go down
The only view he gets
Is the bobbing of your head
To the beat of my threads

MY THREADS
You know they’re serious
MY THREADS
It ain’t mysterious
MY THREADS
They gonna make you shout
MY THREADS
Gonna take you DOWN

Ooh, they aren’t yours
Ooh, they’re all mine
Don’t let it get in your head
It’s only MY THREADS

I’m gonna plant your face
Down on the sewing machine
Embroider “cheatin’ bitch”
For all the world to see

Next time you go down
The only view he gets
Is the bobbing of your head
To the beat of my threads

MY THREADS
You know they’re serious
MY THREADS
It ain’t mysterious
MY THREADS
They gonna make you shout
MY THREADS
Gonna take you DOWN