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Original price was: $699.99.$698.99Current price is: $698.99.
Blaster Arcade
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Description
The legend of Firestein Blaster™ begins and ends with the cabinet. Here we have a towering monument to misplaced priorities. Every dollar of the development budget went into the fiery artwork, chrome trim, and those two red joysticks that feel like they might actually launch something.
Riveting Gameplay!
- Graphics: 8‑bit chaos rendered in 3‑bit confidence.
- Soundtrack: A single looping tone that might be classified as music.
- Controls: Two joysticks and both are wrong.
- Objective: You can shoot shit!
Amazing Cabinet Features!
- Build Quality: Made from low-grade CRT’s rescued from the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant
- Premium Design: Glossy, fiery, and wildly misleading.
- Inspirational Art: A man with a blaster, sunglasses, and no idea what game he’s in.
Firestein Blaster™ is perfect for anyone who enjoys the challenge of a game where nothing works, everything flickers, and the plastic smells like sweaty ass.
