Big Green Water

Written by Douglas Firestein

We almost had it all
A lovely house and a yard
But you had to ruin it
By banging that retard

Now it’s time for my lunch
And i want some beef stew
I’ll inject your ass with water
Eat what flows out of you

Our once beautiful yard
Is overrun with sucka clovers
So it’s time for you spread ‘em
Soon this will be over

I got me a big green
(Big green)
Big green water
A big green
(Big green)
Big green water hose

You look tired and small
So don’t take this to heart
Thank god we have no kids
They wouldn’t like this part

You probably feel a crunch
The hose has a kink or two
But i’ll just twist a little harder
That corn will come on through

Our once beautiful yard
Is overrun with sucka clovers
So it’s time for you spread ‘em
Soon this will be over

I got me a big green
(Big green)
Big green water
A big green
(Big green)
Big green water hose

If you feel empty inside
I’ll bring your life meaning
i already cleansed your colon
But i’m feelin’ kinda greedy

I got me a big green
(Big green)
Big green water
A big green
(Big green)
Big green water hose

And everyone knows…..
Where i’m puttin’ the hose!!
Where i’m puttin’ the hose!!