Gift of Greatness

Written by Douglas Firestein

“Praise to the lord
Douglas has come
He’s gonna bust your face….“

Feel the bitter cold air
Press against your skin
It’s my favorite time of year
For taking out the pricks

Suckas be riding high
Committing crimes for cash
I may be full of holiday spirit
But i’ll kick their sorry ass

God gifted me with greatness
Now i share that gift with you
This is the Christmas season
I want to show i’m thankful too

So sit back and relax now
I have some songs i need to sing
If you want to be entertained
Then you can touch my ding-a-ling

Runnin’ a comb through my hair
Puttin’ on my shades
Drinkin’ down another beer
Before my knuckles raise the stakes

Suckas crawl in the night
Members of the family clash
I’ll slide down the chimney
Then Deliver the gift of brass

God gifted me with greatness
Now i share that gift with you
This is the Christmas season
I want to show i’m thankful too

So sit back and relax now
I have some songs i need to sing
If you want to be entertained
Then you can touch my ding-a-ling

Another winter season
I got my work boots on
If you wonder who i am
Call me black Santa Claus

God gifted me with greatness
Now i share that gift with you
This is the Christmas season
I want to show i’m thankful too

So sit back and relax now
I have some songs i need to sing
If you want to be entertained
Then you can touch my ding-a-ling