New Jersey Hot Pocket

Written by Douglas Firestein

Just because you a lady
Don’t mean you ain’t a sucka
You still be doin’ things
Gonna get your ass bust up

If you see me lower my shades
You better run for cover
Cos you about to take a ride
With a deadly mother trucker

I’m gonna loosen a load
Straight into that tiny mouth
Then punch your stuffed cheeks
Bustin’ all the white shit out
Thats right I’m givin’ you a
NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET
(New jersey hot pocket)
I said a NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET
(New Jersey hot pocket)
I’m gonna give you that NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET

OH YEAH!

Just because you a lady
Don’t mean i take it easy
My two fists are feminists
they gonna pound you equally

If you see me take off my belt
Don’t try and cover your eyes
There’s no way you ain’t feelin’
When the snake slithers by

I’m gonna loosen a load
Straight into that tiny mouth
Then punch your stuffed cheeks
Bustin’ all the white shit out
Thats right I’m givin’ you a
NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET
(New jersey hot pocket)
I said a NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET
(New Jersey hot pocket)
I’m gonna give you that NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET

OH YEAH!

WELCOME TO NEW JERSEY, BITCH!!!!!!!

Thats right I’m givin’ you a
NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET
(New jersey hot pocket)
I said a NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET
(New Jersey hot pocket)
I’m gonna give you that NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET

OH YEAH!

NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET
(New jersey hot pocket)
I said a NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET
(New jersey hot pocket)
NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET
(New jersey hot pocket)
I said a NEW JERSEY HOT POCKET
(New jersey hot pocket)