Egg Foo Young

Written by Douglas Firestein

I setup this here meeting
In a Chinese restaurant
It’s the safest place in town
For makin’ suckas talk

You thought we’d make a deal
There was so much to gain
But the only thing you’ll get
Is an order of Chicken Chow Pain

Here, open this fortune cookie
It says “you about to die!”…..
Look up and say “What?”
Then BAM! right between the eyes

Give your body to the chef
Who pulls out the tongue
Hope you enjoy kissing strangers
When it’s cooked in egg foo young

“Mmm, that egg foo young“

I always bring my clients
To this Chinese restaurant
You should see the dish
That the last guy bought

Eggs smothered in gravy
Light-brown kinda like blood
I’d be happy to order you some
But you won’t be able to eat much

Here, open this fortune cookie
It says “you about to die!”…..
Look up and say “What?”
Then BAM! right between the eyes

Give your body to the chef
Who pulls out the tongue
Hope you enjoy kissing strangers
When it’s cooked in egg foo young

“Mmm, that egg foo young“

My oh my that is tasty
The way it, the way it
Dances in my mouth
Makes me, makes me
WANNA SHOUT!

Here, open this fortune cookie
It says “you about to die!”…..
Look up and say “What?”
Then BAM! right between the eyes

Give your body to the chef
Who pulls out the tongue
Hope you enjoy kissing strangers
When it’s cooked in egg foo young

“Mmm, that egg foo young“

(Egg)
(Egg)
(Egg foo young)
(Egg)
(Egg)
(Egg foo young)
Gimme that, gimme that
EGG FOO YOUNG!!!!!
(Egg)
(Egg)
(Egg foo young)
(Egg)
(Egg)
(Egg foo young)
Gimme that, gimme that
EGG FOO YOUNG!!!!!!