Chowing Down

Written by Douglas Firestein

Welcome to the kitchen
We’re pleased to have you here
Look at this shiny cleaver
It’s about to cut off your ear

It’s an awful lot of blood
So we’ll use it to make some soup
Hope you don’t like them fingers
This recipe calls for carrots too

Stick your foot in a meat grinder
Spit it out like shredded wheat
Feed it to your family wonderin’
Why breakfast smells like feet

Their eyes will cross with joy
In every juicy bite they chew
Got them licking at their lips
Cos they be chowing down on you……

The soup has come to a boil
We need to add some cabbage
I got this sharp cheese slicer
To rip off strips of your ass skin

We also made some nachos
But there is no dipping sauce
This lighter can make a substitute
We’ll just melt your nipples off

Stick your foot in a meat grinder
Spit it out like shredded wheat
Feed it to your family wonderin’
Why breakfast smells like feet

Their eyes will cross with joy
In every juicy bite they chew
Got them licking at their lips
Cos they be chowing down on you……

I can really taste the love
Just a pinch and a dash
(What is it?)
SUCKATASH!

Their eyes will cross with joy
In every juicy bite they chew
Got them licking at their lips
Cos they be chowing down on you……..

(Taste it)
(Chew it)
Taste your daddy!
(Taste it)
(Chew it)
Tasty daddy!
(Tasty)
(Chewy)