Juice

Juice Written by Douglas Firestein Graffiti is spreadingAcross the cityscapeScaring away touristsWho visit this lovely place Natives are quite kindBut there’s been some uptickIn hatred toward newcomersCos people act like dicks Suckas be thinkingThey’re hard as nailsBut I got a processThat never fails Tattoo their Read More …

Catheter

Catheter Written by Douglas Firestein I’ve been driving(He’s been driving)Thirty hours straightYou’ve been whining(You’ve been whining)Thirsty all damn day You gotta pee now(Gotta pee now)I’m pulling off the roadI’m tired of hearing(Tired of hearing)Your bladder grow You know there’s only one solutionThat solves both of Read More …