Simplex

Written by Douglas Firestein

I ain’t often tasked with
Taking out female suckas
So instead of using weapons
I become their dirty lover

I been around a few blocks
Dipped into the dirty strange
Now I share with them
An itchy brand of pain

It may seem complicated
But it’s actually simplex
We’ll give each other herpes
With unprotected sex

I GOT THE HERP!
(Do do, do do do do, do do)
YOU GOT THE HERP!
(Do do, do do do do, do do)
WE GOT THE HERP!
(Do do, do do do do, do do)
IT KIND OF HURTS!
(Lets get some cream!)

Cream…. lets get some cream

I try to clean little head
When the itch flares up
But I’m ripe for sharing
Until the infection’s gone

I don’t need any any clocks
To determine a rash’s age
I just pull out my organ
And play a concert in their face

It may seem complicated
But it’s actually simplex
We’ll give each other herpes
With unprotected sex

I GOT THE HERP!
(Do do, do do do do, do do)
YOU GOT THE HERP!
(Do do, do do do do, do do)
WE GOT THE HERP!
(Do do, do do do do, do do)
IT KIND OF HURTS!
(Lets get some cream!)

Cream…. lets get some cream

You can touch the messenger
The teacher, if you will
I’m out here forcing suckas
Into buying little pills

PHARMACY KICKBACKS!

I GOT THE HERP!
(Do do, do do do do, do do)
YOU GOT THE HERP!
(Do do, do do do do, do do)
WE GOT THE HERP!
(Do do, do do do do, do do)
IT KIND OF HURTS!
(Lets get some cream!)

Cream…. lets get some cream