Wedding Day

Written by Douglas Firestein

Standing in the doorway
Reading your letter
I couldn’t help but wonder
What i could do better

I gave you a house
A new car and a ring
But you still left my ass
For his ten inch thing

I’m not gonna be upset
Instead I’ll get you back
By seducing your best friend
Give her the kids we never had

I know that one day soon
You’re gonna walk down the aisle
Hand-in-hand with what’s his face
And your glued on smile

Oh, but I will be civil
Just like an old friend
Buy you a wedding cake
With a bomb baked right in

Boom! Detonate!
Gonna set off that bomb
And ruin your wedding day…

Ruin your big day!

Your best friend’s crazy
I had to ditch her quick
She likes to sew sock puppets
And place them on my dick

It was funny the first time
But the voices disturb me
It makes me miss the screams
From your wedding day burning

I know that one day soon
You’re gonna walk down the aisle
Hand-in-hand with what’s his face
And your glued on smile

Oh, but I will be civil
Just like an old friend
Buy you a wedding cake
With a bomb baked right in

Boom! Detonate!
Gonna set off that bomb
And ruin your wedding day…

Ruin your big day!

I look at our scrapbook
Such a beautiful life
Discarded by a selfish bitch
But that’s alright….

BECAUSE YOU’RE DEAD!

I know that one day soon
You’re gonna walk down the aisle
Hand-in-hand with what’s his face
And your glued on smile

Oh, but I will be civil
Just like an old friend
Buy you a wedding cake
With a bomb baked right in

Boom! Detonate!
Gonna set off that bomb
And ruin your wedding day…

Ruin your big day!