Don’t Leave Me Here

Written by Douglas Firestein

You think you are a stud
But you’re a sucka first class
I’ve been watching you daily
From the other side of that glass

When I first locked you up
It was only to observe
But now the plan has changed
With a candle nut burn

(You say)
Like shit
Like shit
Oh god, that really hurts like shit!

Like shit
Like shit
Not sure how much
More i can take of this

Shoot me in the face
Gouge out my eyes
Just don’t leave me here to die…

I’m gonna make you scream
Like a cheap horror movie
Have you raise an eyebrow
Ask “what is he doing?”

Then just like that
You feel the plot twist
As I staple your ass
And it hurts like shit

(You say)
Like shit
Like shit
Oh god, that really hurts like shit!

Like shit
Like shit
Not sure how much
More i can take of this

Shoot me in the face
Gouge out my eyes
Just don’t leave me here to die…

Okay, okay i will help
Bend over right here
I’ll take the staple out
Okay, okay i lied
I stapled your sucka ass twice!

(You say)
Like shit
Like shit
Oh god, that really hurts like shit!

Like shit
Like shit
Not sure how much
More i can take of this

Shoot me in the face
Gouge out my eyes
Just don’t leave me here to die…